Australian Republic movement doesn’t really capitalize on the whole ‘Royals are rock spiders’ thing – The Betoota Advocate


The Australian Republic Movement continued to play well today, despite a slam dunk sitting just in front of them.

The Queen’s once favorite son, Prince Andrew has settled a civil sexual assault case brought against him in the US by Virginia Giuffre.

It comes after decades of rejection of his story by the world’s media and political class, who would rather live in a world where their beloved royal family does not help and protect a spider prince who flies around the world. on private jets with the sole purpose of sexually abusing children.

Ms Giuffre had sued the Duke of York, claiming he sexually assaulted her three times when she was 17.

However, a letter filed in the US District Court on Tuesday said the Duke had agreed to an out-of-court settlement and would pay an undisclosed sum to Ms Giuffre.

For some reason, this particular incident of pedophilia seems to be the only fallout from this big international pedo ring that made headlines around the time billionaire socialite Jeffrey Epstein magically hanged himself without a rope in a New York prison cell after being detained for child trafficking.

Ms Giuffre, now 38, claimed the Duke, 61, sexually assaulted her three times when she was 17 at the London home of Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s mansion in New York and on Jeffrey Epstein’s private island in the US Virgin Islands.

This drives another nail in the coffin of the entire British royal family, an obsolete monarchy of inbred bludgers who have been on their noses since they murdered our darling Princess Diana for refusing to claim her husband had it not deceived.

Australia joins a long list of Commonwealth countries that think it’s all a bit like that and would love to bail out that ship.

With the future king’s brother in court on very credible child molestation allegations, it looks like the days of those drunken aristocrats being on our coins might be over as soon as Lizzy croaks.

The Australian Republic Movement, however, has chosen not to play junk by highlighting the Royal Family’s history of rock spiderness – and instead is issuing a press release which focuses on the exciting subject. constitutional reforms.

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